Hvad Der Sker Her [English translation]

Nik & Ras ... 2-0-1-2!

A Friday night, we ended in a ordinary club

And people are game - phones fly up of their pockets

Bottles on my table, I'm cool, I'm drinking from my glass,

The music dies because everybody wants Nik & Ras

All I want is to dance around, naked and hot,

Without people snapping pictures, dragging me away

(So welcome here!)

To the secret club where the press won't be,

Where you can shut up and keep a secret

So if you are ready to risk everything,

To show who you are deep down in your soul

We are going to create the headlines which never will be written

'Cause you know what happens here, stays here

'Cause we promise that no one will ever see

What you do here

You can trust that it's a secret,

You can do whatever you want

Diggiley, diggelo, get your golden shoes on and say oh oh oh oh oh

Joey Me, Joey Moe, you're putting on women's clothing oh oh oh oh oh

Arh great!

Stucco and baroque, people going crazy,

On this club, you'll never get enough

Show me your body, black makeup,

Come, let us hug to some Gothic rock

Don't be embarrassed, jump in my bouncy castle,

I wonder who's being tied up with rope

Whatever you want, just let me know,

But if you're getting a piercing, remember to stand still

Towering girl, we like you,

Here in our club, you can feel free

(Smack!)

Ouch, that hurt - get on with playing your double bass, dude!

We all have hidden sides of ourselves

We all have skeletons turning in the coffin

Stuff buried deep in your soul which never will see the surface,

But when everyone else in town is asleep, things get crazy

Me for example, I've got something about the shoes I wear,

I need sensible footwear, that's how it is, sorry

Others are tripping - drinking and doing drugs

But what turns me on the most is when I wear Crocs

Nik: Crocs?

Ras: That's just sick.

Nik: No, we don't... it's... get her out of here, out, out, get out now, time to go.

Medina: What? What the fuck are you talking about?

Nik: We're trying to keep a certain standard!

Ras: Yeah - who was she?

Nik: Un-believeable

Ras: She was pretty hot

'Cause we promise that no one will ever see

What you do here

You can trust that it's a secret,

You can do whatever you want

Anders Figh, Anders Fogh, put your bra on and say oh oh oh oh oh

(You and me forever)

Junblebeek, Junglebook, get your Mowgli on and say oh oh oh oh oh

(You've got my heart right here)

Buffali, buffalo, we've got to stand all the way up - we sing oh oh oh oh oh

(You and me forever)

Sodomy, sodomo, it's not just for farmers- we sing oh oh oh oh oh

('Cause we belong together, yeah!)

• Artist:Nik & Ras