I Am The Cool lyrics

I'm the one your mama warned you about

When you see me, I will leave you no doubt

I'm the coolest man that ever walked this earth

I am the coolest since the day of my birth

I am the cool

I drive a little red sports car as you plainly can see

Them young girls I can't keep them away from me

You know Madonna, well I saw her yesterday

Had too many women so I pushed her away

Walked into the Paramount Hotel in New York City

There were 72 women waiting there just for me

Just one problem with all these women so fine

So many of them, so little time

I am the cool

I wear the coolest clothes that ever could be

I look so good even Calvin Klein stares at me

Ray Bans on my head, a glas of Chavvers in my hand

One look at me and the little girls understand

Someone came up with a gun to steal the Rolex from my wrist

Two seconds later he was down with one blow of my fist

I dragged his sorry ass to the town in the middle of the day

I hung him up on a flagpole with a sign "Don't mess with Screamin' Jay"

I am the cool

The finest restaurants, well they all know me by my name

They gave me the best table and sent everyone else away

Feasant under glass, lobster and steak tartar

Finished it off with a fine cuban cigar.

Headed on back home to my penthouse suite

With a fine young lady who's good enough to eat

She feeds me grapes and cheese and opens a Dom Perignon

And we made love until the night time's gone

I am the cool

Frozen

Cold

Icicles on the toes

I am the cooli

I'm winter

I'm a blizzard

I make you chill

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• Artist:Screamin' Jay Hawkins