I Invented That lyrics

[Jackie Beat & Alaska:]

These young bitches owe me everything!

I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag!

Who's that?

I should've fucking trademarked my makeup

Your makeup is terrible..

Singing live?

I invented that

Big hair?

I invented that

Shaved brows?

I invented that

Giant lips?

Invented that

Rocking nails?

I invented that

Lower lashes?

That was me

Ladies shoes?

You're looking at her

Doing drag?

Invented that

[Jackie Beat:]

Have your fun 'cause its all been done

I invented that

It's plain to see you're all mopping me

I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

[Alaska & Jackie Beat:]

Serving it?

I invented that

Throwing shade?

I invented that

Phoning it in?

I invented that

AIDS jokes?

Yep!

Back fat?

What did you say?

Hairy shoulders?

Excuse me?

Thunder thighs?

Uh, what the fuck?

Sasquatch feet?

YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

[Jackie Beat:]

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!

[Alaska & Jackie Beat:]

But what about Divine?

Bitch stole from me all the time!

What about Lady Bunny?

That man's not even funny

What about Dame Edna?

I'm gonna ignore what you just said-na

What about RuPaul?

Let me ask my lawyer! Mhm? Right, okay

Ask me again

What about RuPaul?

I have no problem with her at all!

Gurl. Take it easy

[Jackie Beat:]

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I INVENTED THAT!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!

I invented that!

• Artist:Alaska Thunderfuck
• Album:Poundcake