I'm The Urban Spaceman [Polish translation]

I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I've got speed,

I've got everything I need.

I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I can fly,

I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain,

If you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again

I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I'm making out,

I'm all about.

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face

My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean,

Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none,

It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down, I've never made a boob

I'm a glossy magazine, an advert on the tube

I'm the urban spaceman, baby, here comes the twist

I don't exist.

• Artist:Monty Python