I Will Get a Vasectomy lyrics

I just wanna show my appreciation to how much

I love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen

Why, are kids so fucking stupid?

Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough?

I try, to empathize with teens

Because when I was younger I was stupid too-too-too (it's true)

But then I realized, that I was never this stupid

My friends were never this stupid, y'all are just dense-dense-dense

Like damn, I'm really, really concerned

I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon (just fucking beat them already)

I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser

Do you have-

Listen kids, being edgy is okay

But the same ten jokes in a row, that's not okay-okay-okay

Like damn, is that all you can come up with?

If you're gonna be racist, at least be original, please (yeah, we're dead serious)

If you're under seventeen, please don't ever talk to me

You think this is part of the act, but please don't come near me

Dude, get a load of this guy! He's never heard of irony before! What a fucking loser dude!

Jimmy it's past your bedtime

Dad no

Get back to bed

Dad, I was just being ironic

I don't care

No dad please

No, you're being a piece of shit, take these spanks you little bitch

Daddy please, daddy please

Who do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are?

Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of shit, calling irony

I was just being ironic

Take these fucking spanks, you dumbass kid

I should've never given birth to you, you piece of shit

Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you son

I was being ironic

If I should even call you son

Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before?

I was just kidding, that crying was ironic, I wasn't actually crying

What the fuck did you just say? You want me to come back here? Huh?

Nothing daddy

That's what I fucking thought, go back to bed, it's nine pm

• Artist:Pink Guy
• Album:Pink Season