Ich hab Polizei [English translation]

Attentions, stop annoying or I call police

Arrives with limousine at your door

Stand still, spread your legs, show your ID

You don’t like it? Call police.

Police arrives, you change the road

You destroy one police, twenty-five new arrive

Musclevictims fool around with their switchblade and enjoy it

But Police has tanks and guns

Police is allowed to jump red lights

You are robbers, well they are cops

You break the law, police breakes your legs

I dial 110 (911), then you are gonna see you, what I mean

You work out?

I got Police

You got a gang?

I got police

You got a problem

I got police

You got a bobby pistol

I got Police…

Not a son-of-a-bitch, I am a policemen‘s son, honey

I own police because I pay maximum taxes

five tons of snow in the evidence room

Police partypower fucks Michael Ammer

Police has ponies and ponytails

You can flee, but police is already waiting for you

Police knows every BMW‘s owner

Lock at their belt. OMG, Walther

Police fucks you and your gangsta code

Because police got machine guns

Night vision devices, water cannons, helicopter

And for taking blood samples they even got a doctor

You take your pit bull for a walk

Well, police got hundred kennels with fighting dogs

You can cry, stupid, in your WhatsApp group

But I got Police, best thugs around

You work out?

I got Police

You got a gang?

I got police

You got a problem

I got police

You got a bat

I got Police...

I call Police, Police arrives immediately

Paddle, handcuffs, good night, custody

You think you are boss

You go jail, good-bye freedom

Pick up the soap

Boss in jail is called police

Police is polite and always correct

Police monitors secretly your mobile phone connection

Police does what police wants

If you complain, everybody believes police

If you don‘t behave police calls SEK (SWAT)

Police calls, sirens wail, support arrives

On-call police from bavaria and saxony

Will break your legs, Beppo

Suck the tonfa, victim. Now you see stars

Resistance is pointless. Police likes beating people up.

Open mouth, closed eyes, your teethe are gone

You lie down faster than Gina-Lisa on roofies

Police got commissars, uniforms and sirens

Police got no pain, because police got protectors

Pepper spray in eyes, arm twisting, and police got fun

And the best thing is: police is allowed to!

You work out?

I got Police

You got a gang?

I got police

You got a problem

I got police

You got wet pants

I got police…

Police got judges and prosecutors

Criminal investigators investigate in custody

Police got sirens police is state authority

Police shot seven people last year

Police got boats, Police got teargas

Police got names like Torsten, Melanie and Thomas.

Police puts you in jail

Police is your enemy, Police is my accomplice

• Artist:Jan Böhmermann