Ich hab Polizei [English translation]

Caution, don´t mutter. Else, I´ll call the Police.

They´ll come to your house riding on a limousine.

Freeze, legs apart, got your ID with you?

Got something against it? Call the Police.

The Police come, you change sides of the street,

If you off a policeman, 25 new ones will come,

the muscle guys smugly stroll by with their butterfly knives

but the Police has armoured vehicles and P99s 1,

the Police may jump red lights ,

you are a robber, and the police are the cops 2,

if you break the law, the Police will break your legs,

I'll dial 110, and you'll see what I mean.

Have you trained well?

I've got policemen.

You got your cronies?

I've got policemen.

You got a problem?

I've got policemen.

You have alarm pistols, I've got policemen.

I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I've got policemen.

I've got policemen, I've got, I've got policemen.

I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I've got policemen.

I've got policemen, I've got, I've got policemen.

I´m no son of a bitch, I´m a policeman´s son, darling!

I own the Police, because I pay the highest tax rate.

5 tons of coke in the evidence vault,

Police party power fucked Michael Ammer 3over,

the Police has horses, and ponytails too!

Flee if you want, the Police will wait for you at the border,

the Police knows the registry data of every BMW owner,

look what they tot in their belt- my God, Walther! 4

The Police fucks you, bad boy, and your Gangsta-pride,

because the Police- they have machine guns 5

night vision devices, water cannons, helicopters,

and they even have a doctor for taking blood samples,

you go taking pitbulls out for a walk,

the police has a hundred kennels with attack dogs in their barracks,

go wail, you buffoon, in your Whatsapp group,

for I have policemen: the best goon squad

Have you trained well?

I've got policemen.

You got your cronies?

I've got policemen.

You got a problem?

I've got policemen.

You have extensible truncheons, I've got policemen.

I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I've got policemen.

I've got policemen, I've got, I've got policemen.

I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I've got policemen.

I've got policemen, I've got, I've got policemen.

I call the police, they immediately arrive to the place,

stop sign out, 6, handcuffs, nighty-night, detention cell.

Do you have a big kisser- BAM-

you're off to the slammer, free no more.

Please pick up the soap,7

the boss in the slammer is called Police!

The police are polite and always right,

the Police spy in secret on your LIDL-Connect 8,

the Police only does what the Police wants,

and if you complain, everyone believes the Police!

When you get too bold, the police sends the SEK 9,

they radio in, sirens rolls 10, reinforcements are right here,

Riot cops from Bavaria, riot cops from Saxony 11

they come in their Volkswagen bus, and they break your legs 12

Suck on my tonfa, victim, now you see the stars.

Resistance is futile, the Police will gladly clout you.

Open your mouth, eyes too, there goes your Goofies 13,

you´re flat on the ground faster than Gina-Lisa on roofies 14.

Police have Commisioners, uniforms and sirens,

Police never gets the ouchies, because they wear protections!

Pepper spray in your eyes, twisted arm, the Police is having fun,

and the best of all is: that´s what they ought to do!

Have you trained well?

I've got policemen.

You got your cronies?

I've got policemen.

You got a problem?

I've got policemen.

You have alarm pistols, I've got policemen.

I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I've got policemen.

I've got policemen, I've got, I've got policemen.

I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I´ve got, I've got policemen.

I've got policemen, I've got, I've got policemen.

The Police has judges and state prosecutors,

the criminal police investigates while you're on detention awaiting trial,

the Police has blue lights, the Police is the State's authority,

the police has bumped off seven people last year,

the Police has boats, the police has tear gas,

Policemen are called Torsten, Melanie and Thomas,

the Police locks you up in the detention cells,

the Police is your enemy, the Police is my helper.

1. Walther P99, official firearm of part of the German police 2. "Räuber und Gendarm" is the German name of the traditional "Cops and Robbers" child´s game 3. Famous German party and events promoter, recently arrested and convicted 4. Reference to the "Walther" series of handguns produced

by the Carl Walther GmbH Sportwaffen company. Also a reference to the once very popular comedic song "Mein Gott, Walter" by German comedian Mike Krüger. If you are curious, a translation can de found here: http://lyricstranslate.com/en/mike-kr%C3%BCger-mein-gott-walter-lyrics.html5. They actually don´t, though it´s not unheard of of police units carrying submachineguns at times, usually H&K MP5 ones 6. Handhled signalling disk equipped with a light that the German police uses to signal a car to pull over 7. References the oft portrayed trick of dropping your soap bar on the prison showers and asking another inmate to pick it up as a prelude to rape 8. A cheap mobile internet surfing package that can be acquired in most supermarkets of the LIDL chain, hence the name 9. Short for "Spezialeinsatzkommando", special units within the police. The most well known is probably the Grenzschutzgruppe 9, or GSG-9, roughly the German equivalent of american SWATS 10. This is an onomatopoeic representation of the sound of police sirens 11. "Beppo" is a common nickname for a fool´s characters. "BePo" is also short for "Bereitschaftspolizei", or riot police on call (you can actually see them in the video, along with the VW-Buses they usually move in) 12. Actually legs and feet, in the Bavarian dialect 13. Slang for Lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD 14. Slang for Rohypnol, a sedative and muscle relaxant which usually induces sleep and short-term memory loss after consumption, which has favoured its use as a rape drug

• Artist:Jan Böhmermann