If That Isn't Love lyrics

Ooh Yeah, ooh

I'm your shelter from the storm

You know I'll always have your back

I'll even let you warm

your freezing hands inside my butt crack.

I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on

When you're telling me about your feelings,

I try not to yawn.

And when we're at parties,

I don't talk about your spastic bladder.

When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof,

I'll hold the ladder.

And if that isn't love,

If that isn't love,

If that isn't love,

I don't know what love is.

Na na na na na na na na

No no no no no I guess I don't know

Na na na na na na na na

Ooooh, listen now

There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator.

I could've finished it off, but I quit it

in case you wanted a tiny little sip for later,

And if you cut the cheese,

then maybe we can say the dog's to blame.

And I'll make sure to call you "baby"

every time I forget your name.

I'll even tell you, girl, when you start looking fat.

'Cuz all your so-called friends

will probably neglect to mention that.

And if that isn't love,

If that isn't love,

If that isn't love, I don't know what love is.

Na na na na na na na na

No no no no no well, then I don't know

Na na na na na na na na

Ooooh, no

Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia,

well I still adore you.

I'll kiss you even if you had omelets for breakfast,

and I can't stand omelets.

After I take a bath if it's still warm,

I'll leave the water in there for you.

I'll give you my word, you're so beautiful,

you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd, yeah.

Every time I see you trying to lift

some really heavy thing

You can always count on me to help

by saying something encouraging

If you get drunk and pass out

I'll never sharpie up your face

And I don't wipe my nose on your couch

even though that's a super convenient place

I totally support every idiotic thing you do.

And I almost never pretend you're someone else

when I'm making out with you.

And if that isn't love,

If that isn't love,

If that isn't love, I don't know what love is.

Na na na na na na na na

No I don't know what love is

Na na na na na na na na

Well I don't know what love is

Na na na na na na na na

I don't know what love is!

• Artist:Weird Al Yankovic
• Album:Alpocalypse