Il bello d'esser brutti [English translation]

Puberty ends for women, not for us

With the hair fallen at the frontline like heroes

Then they grow again where you don't want them

I hate this virility like a "Ladyboy".

You do exercise at the gym, the depilatory wax at your chest

You cut your eyebrows with tweezers

So don't complain if your girl doesn't respect you

And she wants me, with my wild beard and my big belly

You know, my girl is clean-cut, but she's more perverted than me

She's obsessed with weapons, with Harleys

And she does the pole dance when I say her that...

With my big nose and my big eyebrows I'm more beautiful than Brad Pitt

Without two big lips, you are more beautiful than Angelina Jolie

Now that I have you here, after many years making fantasies about you

I never get tired of your pussy, this is the beautiful thing of being ugly

The beautiful thing of being ugly

There are tied men like Dalmatian

She control his iPhone, but flirts with her boss

And at home she stays with slippers and mask

While she goes at work with heels and panty hose.

She dreams about Fabio Volo that gives

Her 50 shades of grey with a plastic dildo

But she gets mad like a nun

If her husband dares to ask her a blowjob

Wrinkles are beautiful on us, I don't use cremes like these toyboys

I don't feel so ugly since when I see me in your eyes

With my big nose and my big eyebrows I'm more beautiful than Brad Pitt

Without two big lips, you are more beautiful than Angelina Jolie

Now that I have you here, after many years making fantasies about you

I never get tired of your pussy, this is the beautiful thing of being ugly

The beautiful thing of being ugly

For my first crush I was like Quasimodo with the hump

With the nursery rhyme like Cyrano for Rossana.

She kissed all the people of her neighborhood

So that we called her " the blowpipe"*

I always stayed in my house drawing my street

map of the pirate, American pin-up

I believed and I refined it so much

That suddenly the image came alive and she tells me that she loves me

You're a star, you look like Audrey Hepburn

When I wake up I look like Ozzy Osbourne or Billy Bob Thornton

That in "Armageddon" plays the role of the crippled and with Angelina** he did porn movies

Like he and all the ugly people in the world I had to show off

But we wouldn't have the "Divine Comedy" if Dante fucked Beatrice before writing it

It's the beautiful thing about being ugly, it's the beautiful thing about being ugly

With my big nose and my big eyebrows I'm more beautiful than Brad Pitt

Without two big lips, you are more beautiful than Angelina Jolie

Now that I have you here, after many years making fantasies about you

I never get tired of your pussy, this is the beautiful thing of being ugly

The beautiful thing of being ugly

• Artist:J-Ax
• Album:Il bello d’esser brutti (2015)