Il Riccardo [English translation]

Uuuuh, I'm bored here at the bar, I'm bored at night the evening being here at the bar. I'm bored here at the bar...

As I come in, I find Maffini, Maffini is always depressed.

Between a sigh, a lamentation and an espresso

He has the misery in his eyes.

The misery...

Then there's Aldo, Turchetti and Carmel

and a crackpot who call Dante,

He says that he is a representative,

What, nobody knows.

But luckily there's Richard

that alone plays billiards,

He is not a great company

but it is the cutest ever.

But luckily there's Richard

that alone plays billiards,

He is not a great company

but it is the cutest ever.

Uuuuh, I'm bored here at the bar, I'm bored at night the evening being here at the bar. I'm bored here at the bar...

Ines, comes in, with that little blonde,

I know that she lives in Voghera,

Nothing is going wrong, she come here every night,

If I do not talk to her, she will not answer

she will not answer...

Then there's Nico, playing football,

put down a lot of airs and pretensions,

changing clothes six times per month,

He 's a reserve player, but in series A.

But luckily there's Richard

that alone plays billiards,

He is not a great company

but it is the cutest ever.

But luckily there's Richard

that alone plays billiards,

He is not a great company

but it is the cutest ever.

Uuuuh, I'm bored here at the bar, I'm bored at night,

the evening being here at the bar.

I'm bored here at the bar...

In the break room, the Rummy ras

on time are from nine.

Always the same, never new faces,

God what a bore in the evening at the bar!

The evening here at the bar...

I am not telling what is the owner

If I forget to eat,

He does not give up , he goes on staring me

till I collapse and I get a coffee.

But luckily there's Richard

that alone plays billiards,

He is not a great company

but it is the cutest ever.

But luckily there's Richard

that alone plays billiards,

He is not a great company

but it is the cutest, the nicest,

He is not a great company,

Plic po pu potato',

but it's nicest that there is here,

I'm bored here at the bar, I'm bored at night,

the evening being here at the bar...

• Artist:Giorgio Gaber