Ingo [English translation]

He's optimistic, healthy and active

never depressed and everyone likes him

He likes to eat well, and loves visitors

He just never can get enough of life

And everyone's happy to have him around

That's Ingo, the gentle rubber-fetishist (1)

We love Ingo..

He is so creative, polite and gallant

Known for his unpretentious elegance

He loves September and also April

He's well traveled and separates his garbage (2)

And everyone's happy....

He loves music, both classical and modern

He can dance, dance, and loves to sing

He even writes poems, can repair a car

He talks to plants and and speaks with animals

And some people wonder, what his secret is

Does he take unknown drugs or is he buddhist ?

But we don't care, for us Ingo is the ideal guy

Cause he's an example for the young folks around

Yes, that's Ingo, the gentle rubber-fetishist

Yes, that's Ingo, we love Ingo..

• Artist:Funny van Dannen
• Album:Basics (1996)