J'pète les plombs [English translation]
J'pète les plombs [English translation]
Hell , I'm sweating , worse than that , I'm in trance state
Traffic's bottled , everybody honks ,
It's been two hours that I'm hardly moving forward
Little by little , I'm blowing a fuse
That idiot behind me insults me & calls me jerk
Enough , I get off my car , take my bag out of the trunk & hit the road
Leaving my car on the belt
I don't give a damn , I'm off !
Too much stress , I'm too hungry , I need to go to Mc Donald's
I find one , get in , there's a freaking queue but well , let's wait
About 30 minutes later , I ask very politely :
"Hello , one Mc Morning please ."
Then she answers me :
"Too late , sorry Sir , it's midday ,
& Past midday , we know longer serve Mc Mornings ."
I say her :
"When I asked you , it was 11:59 .
Make an effort , I want a salty Mc Morning ,
You know , the one with an egg inside ."
She says me :
"It's midday , I told you it's over .
Take a Big Mac or get lost ."
I say her :
"- Call the boss .
- The boss isn't here ."
Then :
"Go to the Chinese restaurant nearby , you'll maybe get a meal ."
I say her :
"Wait a minute ."
I take a gun out of my bag & points at her
The people behind me who were so impatient are now moving back
She says me :
" OK , take the till , I don't want to die ,
There's plenty of bills , plenty of coins .."
I say her :
"One Mc Morning or I shoot you ."
3 minutes later , my food's ready
& I'm ready to go , when this b*tch says me :
"- It's a Big Mac !
"- You should have never said that ."
( Fire )
All I wanted was a Mc Morning .
{ Chorus ( x2 ) }
I'm blowing a fuse , hell I'm blowing a fuse ,
Hell I'm blowing a fuse , hell yeah I'm blowing a fuse
I've lost everything : my wife , my kid , my job
I have nothing left to lose so suck my **** !
I'm wanted & cops stalk me
When a girl starts making a move to me
That chick jokes , tells me weird things
She says me :
"You know you're a handsome black guy ?
I swear , no joking ,
As soon as I saw you , I forgot my boyfriend ."
I say her :
"- Who are you kidding ?
You only want my **** ,
You want me to screw you
& To spend alot of cash
Once my balls are empty ,
You want me to wear the same jeans
& Take your friends to parties ,
Thanks to my money , you will clink glasses .
B*tch , go look for someone else because I know what you're up to
My ex-wife did the same so ..
"- So what ?
- So you can get lost ."
As I'm saying that the subway stops by & I'm about to go ,
When she answered something she shouldn't have said .
She says me :
"Who do you think you are ?
It's normal she dumped you ,
Anyway , you look so stupid
You must have been buying her everything ."
( Fire )
Am I a handsome black guy now ?
{ Chorus ( x2 ) }
"I want your jacket , your trainers , your bag ,
Your cashcard , your checkbook & your sandwich ."
That's what this guy said me as I was going back home
I say him :
"Leave me alone , I had a bad day ."
He says me :
"I don't give a damn !" ,
Gets excited & worked up all alone
Gets a knife out , acts crazy & thinks he impresses me
"- I'm nuts in my head !
- He's nuts in his head !"
I answer him :
"- Damn , you entertainer ,
Stop showing off man , you think you're holding up a bank ?
Put your knife away , I don't know , go protest , go buy yourself a bra ,
You little sickly gay .. As*hole !
- Wait , which estate are you from ?
- Which ghetto ?
- Gotta pay to get out alive ."
I say him :
"Listen man , I don't give a damn about the war between our ghettos ,
Wait , I'm going to pay you , then you'll go screw your mother !"
I get a harpoon out of my hockey bag .
He's like :
"What ?"
I'm the kind of men who blow fuses .
I've lost everything : my wife , my kid , my job ,
I have nothing left to lose so suck my **** !
This guy bows low , I say him :
"Come on , get lost ."
Once they are 100 meters away , these little gays mess with me !
( Fire )
{ Chorus ( x2 ) }
- Artist:Disiz