Japón-pon [English translation]

I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan

It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan

Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon

And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton

(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)

So what because they loved "Gasolina"

A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)

And we rammed it to them hard, without lube

And we rammed it to them hard, without butter

And we rammed it to them hard, really hard

I'll get to China with my lil' sedge hat

And I'll wear it while on my rickshaw ride

It'll be with me when I hop atop of the Bonsai trees

Then we'll stop in Shanghai to eat chicken-patai

(Dumb-dumb, that is Thai (the dish))

Who cares if it's Thai, Chinese, or Japanese

They're all the same, they all talk backwards

They're all the same, they all talk mixed up

With those slanty eyes, and eat sitting on the floor

Without shoes, they sit so they can eat cat-stew

And if there aren't cats, then they eat some fuc*king dog

(Dog* meat has a lot of iron**!) *Hair/**Ice

A lot of iron? (A lot of ice!)

Iron? (Ice!)

IRON!?! (Ice!)

I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan

It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan

Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon

And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton

(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)

So what because they loved "Gasolina"

A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)

And we rammed it to them hard, without lube

And we rammed it to them hard, without butter

And we rammed it to them hard, really hard

What I know is that they are good at acobatics

In ping-pong and in gymnastics

Also I'm aware that they've invented

Everything that is sold in a pharmacy

And that when a favor is done for them

They lower their heads without saying "thank you"

(That is a part of our "CURTURE"!)

Culture? (Curture!) CULTURE!!??!

(Dumb-dumb, what is your idiotic problem?!)

(Over there in Puerto Rico they talk bad too!)

(AND over there they are all as dumb as bricks!)

(They aren't smart! Us Japanese, we are....)

(Mathematic, algebraic, calculating, precaluculating, super-calculating!)

(Well at least that's what I think!)

That's fine, but in in Puerto Rico there's more booty and more ass

More thighs and more hips...

Over there in Japan there's only lame-ass shit

All you Japanese are like the Picú brand chicken

Yellowish with rubbery hairless skin [Hahaha!]

Man, you don't have a comeback, it's a wrap

Where are all of your calculations now?

(That's ok, because in Japan we know Karate!)

In Puerto Rico it doesn't matter, we'll fight with bats

(I want to eat rice*! Fried** rice*!) *lice/**flied

I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan

It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan

Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon

And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton

(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)

So what because they loved "Gasolina"

A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)

And we rammed it to them hard, without lube

And we rammed it to them hard, without butter

And we rammed it to them hard, really hard

I wonder what they think about us in Japan-pan

It must be good how they view us in Japan-pan

Ricky hit it big with his Shake Your Bon-Bon

And even in Hong-Kong they listen to reggaeton

(Idiot, Hong-Kong is in China!)

So what because they loved "Gasolina"

A bigger hit there than in Carolina (PR city)

And we rammed it to them hard, without lube

And we rammed it to them hard, without butter

And we rammed it to them hard, really hard

(I eat a lot of dog*, a whole whole lot of dog*, a lot of dog*! Ha-YAAA!!) *Hair

• Artist:Calle 13
• Album:Residente O Visitante