Jein [English translation]

It's 1996

My girlfriend's off and away getting tanned

In the South Seas - Alone?

Yes, my budget was limited

Well great! Come in, welcome to the club!

I bet we will score today

And meet cute girls and a lot of nice people

Why being sad all the time

Woah, look at this girl?

What you're capable of doing this?

Your sweetheart has barely left the country

And you stallion are already thinking of another girl

Why should I complain? You know I'm true to my girl

I intent to behave well but I just met my first love

I'm only allowed to do this in my sleep

But I've been into her for a long time already

Have you seen the look

She threw me across the room!

OMG, this jerk's lucky

What a Pretty Woman, fortune favours fools

If I send her silent glances

Kick them like Rummenigge, do you think she will get it?

One can see right trough you, just like you were perspex!

Uh, now she's coming to you

"What's up honey, would you like to do some dirty things?"

Yes sure, well no, I mean yes and no!

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

Yes and no

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

I have a friend - A good one? You could say my best one

And I've got a problem, I dig his girlfriend - Not his sister?

Were I into his sister then I wouldn't have the problem

I have now when the three of us see each other

When she enters the room I get dizzy

When I tell myself she's not into me I lie

I want her, she wans me, she knows it, I know that

Only my best friend doesn't know it

So I'm in a tight spot so to say

And that is the reason why I feel screwed by destiny

Why does he have the most beautiful woman?

With the most beautiful body! And is she smart? - Sure enough!

Tears are starting to well up in my eyes when you see

What's happening to me and happening with me

I've got an angel and a devil on my shoulder

Angel to the right, devil on the left, drool

"Take the girl, she want it as well

Tell me what do you need good friends for?"

"Stop he wants to con you!" screams the angel on my left

"Don't you know that something like this sucks and that liars stink?"

And so the two of them are fighting for my conscience

Believe it or not but I feel really bad

And while the angel and the devil are screaming at each other

I opt for a yes, a no, I mean yes and no!

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

Yes and no

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

I guess now I'm the soloist in our boys' choir

Ey Schiff, what are you up to tonight?

Well, I'm just finishing my verse

Get my stuff together and then I'm going to

See my girlfriend, to be honest

Such quiet evenings are rare

Well but you're inivited

You're on the guest list of the hottest party!

And if you don't go there you're missing out on something

And who would be surprised? It's almost going to be the party of the century

Well, actually I'd really like to go

Oh, wait my phone's ringing. Hello?

And she says "It'd be nice if you stayed with me tonight, I thought we had already agreed upon that?"

You know, I love this woman

This is why I fly out of the frying pan and into the fire

What's up now, Schiffmeister are you coming with us you sleazebag

Yes, well no, I mean yes and no!

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

Yes and no

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

Should I do it or should I leave it alone?

• Artist:Fettes Brot
• Album:Außen Top Hits, innen Geschmack