Jewish Princess lyrics

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess

With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

A horny little Jewish Princess

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

Lonely inside

Well, she can swallow my pride

I need a hairy little Jewish Princess

With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess

With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums

I don't want no troll

I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess

Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking

A vicious little Jewish Princess

To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'

All up inside

I just want a Princess to ride

Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish Princess

A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper

A brazen little Jewish Princess

With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits

She can even be poor

So long as she does it with four on the floor

(Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess

With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters

A fragile little Jewish Princess

With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies

For two or three nights

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

• Artist:Frank Zappa