Johnny Fontaine [English translation]

[Part 1]

You're a bike-riding member of the permanent underclass, my raps destroy

Careers like living in the jungle under the freeway overpass does

Nicknames like 'muscleman' fit me

Cause at night I'm standing in front of the door at Patrick1, freezing, yeah

I see Kitty Kat2 in skintight clothes

Instead of sucking or cooking she's bouncing like a pussy

I fuck Paul and the Carrots3 because you're a bunch of pussies

B-Tight's4 last meal is going to be the curbstone

187,5 I make the tires squeal

And if I see you in a Benz, then it's only in the side mirror

I fuck this scene

I'm no chauffeur, but people still talk a lot behind my back

Banger music, number one on the street

Rap crews are like prime numbers, only one is straight6

I fuck G-Hot's7 mother until he thinks I'm his father

And I'm so ripped, I use Laas8 as a sword

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Before I was one myself, I sold9 the stars cocaine

I was a businessman, I had blunts in my portfolio

The other guys pay protection money, they're wannabes anyway

But not me, what? what? I'm not Johnny Fontaine10

They fall one after the other, it's Domino Day

All I need is a microphone and a protein shake

The other guys pay protection money, they're wannabes anyway

But not me, what? what? I'm not Johnny Fontaine

[Part 2]

I got stabbed a lot, but I always came out on top

So many holes, AOK11 suspects insurance fraud

Chakuzan12 he usually sleeps under bridges

And he was a cook, because pussies belong in the kitchen

Destroy yourself, you mosquito, I fuck MCs

I've got more pussies crawling all over me than a beat by Stickle13

I only train the muscles people see at the club

While y'all have to step back like a step-child14

The German Mr. T, professional swaggerer

And if I'm sitting in the train, it's only as a subway hooligan

Materialistic society, the one who has the gold is the one who gets to fuck

I make more mothers come than parent-teacher conference day

I've had to offer some sacrifices15, nowadays I get a standing ovation

Maskulin16 also offered a sacrifice-- as a rapper

My sound is a gangsta sound, I fill that bitch with a load full of shot

Yo' mama's like a hookah: you need to put some coals17 in to get something out

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[Part 3]

You ask, who have I dissed? Nyze and Illmatic

Harris, Doreen, Curse and Kitty Kat, the Bitch

B-Tight, C-A-P-U-T, Sierra Kidd, Nazar

Silla, Reason, Patrick and Amar

Marsimoto, MOK, Tony D and also Laas

S-E-K-T-E, Jihad, Fuhrmann, Bendt and Kaas

Miss Platnum, Ferris, Chakuza, Illo

Yasha, Das Bo, Franky Kubrick and Sido18

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1. I have absolutely no idea what this refers to. Farid Bang's hometown is Düssledorf. At first I thought this would be a club, so I translated it "in front of the door at Patrick," (assuming he was saying he's the bouncer or doorman there) but I can't find one called "Patrick" in Düssledorf. But this is an interesting link (http://www.sechel.it/erstes-treffen-der-duesseldorfer-buergerwehr), about an anti-muslim-sounding Guardian-Angles-ish organisation in Düsseldorf led by a guy named Patrick, in which case it might actually be "in front of Patrick's door."2. Could be a reference to this female rapper: https://www.facebook.com/kittykatmusik/?fref=nf3. No idea what this is referring to. DJ Karotte? https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Karotte4. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-Tight5. No idea what this refers to. When I googled "187 motorcycle" I got some results about 300kph = 187mph, and an American motorcyle club called "187 Rydaz." Is he really saying he's driving a Mercedes-Benz W187? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_W1876. Not really sure I'm understanding this, but 1 is a prime number and a straight line...7. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Hot8. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laas_Unltd.9. Just guessing on the slang meaning of this word.10. I have no idea what this is referring to, unless it's Johnny Fontane from 'The Godfather'11. A German health insurance provider.12. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakuza13. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Stickle14. Literally "bake small rolls (a German idiom for 'presenting yourself humbly') like they do at the pizzeria (I guess he's talking about pizza hut dippers kind of thing).15. "Paid my dues," only that would spoil the pun in the next line16. Fler's (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fler) record label17. German slang for money18. I'm pretty sure these are all German rappers, producers, etc.

• Artist:Farid Bang
• Album:Asphalt Massaka 3