König der Lügner [English translation]

[Intro: Karuzo]

Aiyyo... Karuzo aka Bart Simpson... and Sikk aka Bender Rodriguez. Yo, Genetikk ... The King of the Liars, very welcome

[1. Verse: Karuzo]

I am a liar, every sentence is lied

Every of my fans are in jail and on drugs

I stole my album from another one

Between you and me, to be honest, I am just about the cash

I chill mostly topless apart from that with the Kevlar

Rolex left, Rolex right, like a Gangster

I have 4.0 Average, I have no mommy,

But on the other a hundred grams coke in the ass - 1A Quality

I am weed dealer, I am black, nigga

I am such a jerk that even my mum won't twitter me

I speak seven languages, 'cause I have a lot to say

For example: Uhh, don't know right now

I date play mates, I was shot by the Hells Angels

And signed by Selfmade

And it is true: I am the best white rapper

If there wasn't this lousy Marshall Mathers

I have AIDS and am analphabet

I'm not even human - I am from another planet

Osama's alive, sometimes we hang out and play PlayStation

Most of the time he makes paper planes - crazy

(Hook: Karuzo) [x2]

I swear by my mother, every word is true

I turn every of my groupies into a porno star

I used to be a doctor, until roughly one year ago

I have the pockets full of money and can drive Porsche

[2. Verse: Karuzo]

I stopped smoking weed, my dick is circumcised

I still suck at my mum's boobs

My demo was crappy and I'm not schizo

Are you sure? Shit! Who the heck are you?

I get every girl in bed, from fourteen to fourty

The voices in my head are real

I come from the ghetto, I am a star

What me and Tepco say is true - uh

I knew a few Bandidos, from Paris to Rio

Besides I have a feature with Sido

I am an undergraduate, and dropped out of the Army

Why do you still listen to me? It's lied anyway

I take drugs, since I was in the cuckoo's nest

My synapses were a little spacy

Fuck Sikk, I could never stand that idiot

After the hook I will simply break his shinbones

I am the emperor of China

(And) Auction on Ebay this video of me and Gina-Lisa

The King of the Liars, Baron Munchhausen

First week, we sell five hundred thousand

[Hook: Karuzo]

• Artist:Genetikk
• Album:Voodoozirkus