King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton [Italian translation]

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King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton [Italian translation]

[King Henry VIII]

I am Henry the Eighth, king of England, Ireland, and Wales

You are a presidential candidate in a pantsuit who fails

Girls don't belong in politics, too much stress

You should stay at home and wash the stains out of another lady's dress

I tend to have separation issues with women

It's like their heads are the Pope, and their necks the Church of England

Madam Secretary, hold my calls! I'm off for a walk

'Cause no one's beat you this bad since a swarthy man named Barack!

[Hillary Clinton]

Ha ha ha! Let's just get down to it

You done messed with the wrong Rodham

I'm about to Tudor and boot it

You make more false accusations than Whitewater

It's not your wives' fault your balls keep making daughters

Your country's the size of Ohio, you couldn't even beat Spain

I could defeat you with the Grassroots email campaign

I'd eat you alive, but I'd probably never finish

You're so fat, your body could feed a whole freaking village!

[King Henry VIII]

I'm big because I'm God's appointed vessel

The only way you could beat me is if maybe we wrestled

I mean, come on! Is it any wonder why you can't keep your man at home?

The only thing getting blown is Bill's saxophone!

[Hillary Clinton]

You couldn't even handle the goods that I'm selling

I'm more powerful than Oprah!

[King Henry VIII]

And more handsome than Ellen!

[Hillary Clinton]

Don't you interrupt me, you chauvinist prick

You put the needs of your country behind the whims of your dick

I'll banish you back to your own Tower of London, baby

You can tell them Henry the Eighth got spanked by the First Lady! Ha ha ha!

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  • Languages:English, Italian
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