Kráva [English translation]

Almost a month is gone

instead of a boyfriend I’ve got a ball

(Almost a month is gone

and you’re free, ha!)

It kind of looked like we would be fine together

For being from Žilina* he spoke fluent czech // == Slovak city

You gave me no flower for Valentine’s Day

(So he didn’t give it to you, so what)

I sit here with your sister and a liter of wine

Every sip I interleave with a milky Milka* // == chocolate

Chips have run out a little moment ago

(Stop eating so much)

You gave me no flower for Valentine’s Day

I expect you’ll at least invite me to the cinema

You’re hanging around somewhere, not even one message

You’re completely destroying me

Oh God, I’m such a coooo...ow...ow...ow

(Would you mind if I had a cigarette?)

I would.

I know that Valentine is just a promotional bubble,

But how am I supposed to resist? I’m the target group.

(I think Valentine is just a commercial holiday, it seems more logical to have a holiday on Mother’s day)

You're pregnant?

(No)

I see

Ok, so I will wait until the 1st of May, // ** in comment

maybe you’ll take me to Petřín hill, read me May under a cherry tree // **

(Ok, honey, I understand, May is a better holiday. My brother is a giant idiot, he’ll bring a carnation)

You gave me no flower for Valentine’s Day

(Don’t worry about it)

I sit here with your sister and a liter of wine

Every sip I interleave with a milky Milka

Hermelin* has run out a little moment ago // == camembert type cheese

(There’s still Emental)

You gave me no flower for Valentine’s Day

I’m fed up with cheese, my sweater is already too tight

You’re hanging around somewhere, not even one message

You’re completely destroying me

Oh God, I’m such a coooo...ow...ow...ow

(Do you really have to take it so hard?)

• Artist:Barbora Poláková