Kran Turismo [English translation]

Finally on a vacation.

Sun

Yo, check it out.

Socks in sandals squeeze the Finnish turists. I spend my whole vacation in the same beach bar.

Bear's cap straight via Vantaa to the beach. On a package holiday I blew air mattresses in the plane.

There's new currency changed into my fanny pack. Luckily wife packed rye breads along.

There's always someone here to walk you to your hotel. We are on a vacation and there's no stress about women.

These are the days you don't need a quilted jacket. I bribed a few cops being totally drunk.

Street seller yelled: "Good price for you!" Now wife has a fake jewelry on her neck.

I go to circle discos with a hawai shirt on. Friends stayed home to complete universities or something.

Macarena still on the top of single lists. Here boogies basic Pekka, Jukka and Risto.

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier, now.

Next two weeks I will imitate the sun of Naantali. 1

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier now.

Beach-Rolexes, mojitos, burned skin, mosquitos.

Holiday, nothing is expensive. All money goes, for a souvenir only Malaria.

On goose bumps, balls freezing I put on a "wifebeater", with pictures of palm trees and text "Canary Islands".

Only scheduled flights because the drinking is free. Totally shitfaced before the plane takes off.

In our firm we go to Pattaya four times a year. From Finland I

leave to stalk the thais to the pool.

Mojito to the lips, totally a Finnish turist. With sandals on the beach as a half nudist.

In red speedos, because they're so comfortable. Fanny pack hangs with me like hemorrhoids.

From the turist class claping to the captain. Who seriously claps when the plane has landed?

I left here without letting my wife know. I don't swim in the ocean because it's not worth it to go fishing further than the beach bar.

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier, now.

Next two weeks I will imitate the sun of Naantali.

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier now.

Beach-Rolexes, mojitos, burned skin, mosquitos.

My white face tells that I'm not from here, and you can see it from a kilometer.

The one who has just come out of deepfreeze.

These con artists take my money. Tailors shout Finnish to me.

Maybe we will remember the best times now.

I'm gonna scram, gonna scram.

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier, now.

Next two weeks I will imitate the sun of Naantali.

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier now.

Beach-Rolexes, mojitos, burned skin, mosquitos.

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier now.

Check it out.

Finally on a vacation, I can take it easier now.

Nanananananananana yeaah

1. this is a saying, meaning to smile all the time very brightly

• Artist:JVG
• Album:JVG.fi