Крепкие орешки [Krepkiye oreshki] [English translation]

Cinema, popcorn, and we're sitting with Nastya

And which movie is this? Some horror movie?

No, it's a blockbuster, it's all mixed up

The strong nut is, yes, Jack, he's just crazy

Who's this bald guy?1 I'd fall in love with him

Well you're dreaming... This is Bruce Willis

He's the main hero and can't stand ridicule

For the film he has the very strongest nuts

Chorus:

I don't know what I should do with this mischief

A nut won me over with his bald head

Ah, what a fine nose and his glance is caustic

My man, my hero, my strong nut!

All right, Nastya thinks he's special2

I'll tell you how it went from the very first part:3

Bruce Willis plays John McClane4, he's a policeman

Long service record and ordinary experience

Basically, some terrorists took hold of a building

For John McClane, it's a new mission

He saw, among hostages kept captive,

His sister? Nope, his ex-wife

But who wouldn't want to save their ex?

And John threw the villain from the roof

But in the second part, his brother returned

He occupied an airport with a dozen guys

But John, even though he's not the tallest5

But a superhero from as far as the 90's

Was swimming in blood like little pelmeni in sour cream

But the ones with strong nuts are the ones who win6

Chorus:

I don't know what I should do with this mischief

This nut won me over with his bald head

Ah, what a fine nose and his glance is corrosive

My man, my hero, my strong nut!

Ow! Yeah!

And in the third part, John became the town rescuer

Nastya, he fought with a psycho bomber

What, did people die? How'd you guess?

But if John was alive, there'd still be hope

He even ended up in a black neighborhood

He ran absolutely naked from niggers

And what happened to him? The point here is not to dilly-dally

If strong nuts are dear to you

But Bruce, I mean John, isn't a plain guy

Even bald and bare-footed, he beats bad guys

He isn't some cheapskate from the market

He's the pride of the country, he's an American cop

And I'm sure we have guys like that in our country7

And you can't count them on just both hands8

That's how they get kinged, simple pawns

But only the ones with strong nuts9

Chorus:

I don't know what I should do with this mischief

This nut won me over with his bald head

Ah, what a fine nose and his glance is corrosive

My man, my hero, my nut...

Is strong!

1. "Who is this bald [person]?"2. "Okay, special for Nastya"3. "I'm telling everything, that happened from the first part"4. "Bruce Willis is John McClane"5. "But John, despite not being of tall stature"6. "But those who win are they who have strong nuts"7. "And I'm sure, that we have in our country such guys"8. "And one does not count on both hands such ones"9. "But only those who have strong nuts"

• Artist:Potap and Nastya
• Album:Золотые Киты. The Best Of