L'entarté [English translation]

Victim of pastry attacks

Ah ! He made us laugh so much

The philosopher of the chic suburbs

His wide-open white shirt , to be " cool "

Cockiness is his trade

But , for god sake , we laughed so loud

When he wanted and tried to revolt

With his little clenched fists

The pied one

Ten times , twenty times he'd been humiliated

With plain Chantilly cream

And he's still hoping to recover from it

I fear that it is badly engaged

The pie thrower well avenged us

Against this devalued Jean-Paul Sartre

That comes on TV to puke

His old fashioned useless speeches

The pied one

The idol of Saint-Germain des Près

Though he is writing with his feet

Has the senseless pretension

To tell us what we must think

At the Flore , the Deux-Magots

Sitting in front of glass of vintage champagne

He is creating a new world

Believing he has a role to play in

The pied one

He tried to be a film-maker

And the whole France has laughed

When the cinema rooms were

Deserted within the first half of the film

He did tried in Bosnia

To be a hero like Hemingway

An ambushed war reporter

To be pied okay , but not the mortars

The pied one

Simone de Beauvoir as a fiancée

Would have pleased him a lot

But it seems he is now submissive

To another babe who's much more handsome

An illuminated Barbie doll

No , I didn't say crazy

Though she peroxidised her hairs

She is much nicer than her dumband

The pied one

I want thousands of pie throwers

I'm gonna learn the job myself

Soon a lot of people gonna suffer

There won't be any shortage of targets

Let's forget that poor BHV

He got targeted enough

There's still other pedants to liquidate

Than this poor chap and his too well arranged hairs

And above all , Long life to the Gloupier !

• Artist:Renaud
• Album:Boucan d'Enfer