Ladylike / WHATTA BITCH lyrics

[Ladylike]

Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook

Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores

Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less

Be insecure, be a wife, cater to a man for the rest of your life

[WHATTA BITCH]

I heard that that girl Lydia is such a fucking bitch

Well I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits

I heard that that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble

So if she comes your way well you better book it on the double

Lydia got asked out by this cute boy at my school, Jim

But apparently she said "no" 'cause she was just not into him

But clearly that's not true and she is just a lesbian

Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the looney bin

I heard that that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit

Well I heard she's in a band like, "Wow you're so cool we get it"

I heard that that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble

So if she comes your way well you better book it on the double

• Artist:The Regrettes
• Album:Feel Your Feelings Fool! (2017)