Lee Van Cleef [English translation]

If I was Lee Van Cleef, that horrible man,

My morning coffee would be black and so would my reputation

I'd kiss a corn cob pipe, I'd make others pay for the smokes

If I was Lee Van Cleef, that insolent man,

I'd walk the dark side of the street

I wouldn't even go around a dog shit, I'd stain my black boots

Because so it is: if you're immortal, you don't have to care

If you fuck with me like that one more time, you may lose your head

If I was Lee Van Cleef, not Vesterinen,

I would survive this with whisky

Head held high without a scratch, but that won't happen, of course

Because so it is: if you're immortal, you don't have to care

If you fuck with me like that one more time, you may lose your head

If I was Lee Van Cleef…

If I was Lee Van Cleef…

Because so it is: if you're immortal, you don't have to care

If you fuck with me like that one more time, you may lose your head

Lose your head

Lose your head

Lose your head

• Artist:Vesterinen Yhtyeineen
• Album:Jönköping (2009)