Little List song lyrics

As some days may happen

That a victim must be found

I've got a little list

I've got a little list

Of society offenders

Who might well be underground

And they never would be missed

They never would be missed

There's weightlifters and bodybuilders

People of that sort

Bank robbers who retire to spend

The minute they get caught

Bishops who don't believe in God

Chief constables who do

All people who host chat shows

And the guests who's on them too

And customs men who fumbling through your underwear insist

I don't think they'd be missed

I'm sure they'd not be missed

Chorus:

He's got them on the list

He's got them on the list

And then none of them be missed

And none of them be missed

There's the people with pretentious names

Like Justin, Trish, and Rob

And the gynaecologist

I've got him on the list

All muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers

People who play golf

They never would be missed

They never would be missed

All waitresses who make you wait

Accountants of all kinds

And actresses who kiss and tell

And wiggle their behinds

And pouncy little singers who to entertain us try

By dressing up like women and by singing far too high

And who on close observance must be either stoned or pissed

I don't think they'd be missed

I'm sure they not be missed

Chorus:

He's got them on the list

He's got them on the list

And then none of them be missed

And none of them be missed

There's the beggars who write letters

From the inland revenue

And the gossip columnist

I've got him on the list

All critics and comedians and opera singers too

And none of them be missed

And none of them be missed

All traffic wardens, bankers,

Men who sell Venetian blinds

All advertising chappies

And Australians of all kinds

And nasty little editors whose papers are the pits

Who fill their rags with gossip

And huge and floppy... ritz.

And girls who sell the stories

Of the Tories they have kissed

But you must have got the gist

'Cause none of them be missed

Chorus:

You may put them on the list

You may put them on the list

And then none of them be missed

And none of them be missed

• Artist:Monty Python