Machistador [English translation]

I am a pick-up missionary I'll admit,

Cocky with cocker, wearing spiked sneakers

She loved the seats and the decorations,

I have the doll from E.T. in my Golf GTI

She was emotional when speaking of Jean-Yves,

A misunderstood lover she left for Henri, yes!

But I didn't care about her life

Especially her opinion

Anything but her desire,

You want to… I'm staying alive.

{Chorus:}

I am a machistador

And I know she loves me

No, no, no

There's no error,

Machistador

I'm getting wasted with whiskey-ice

But I woo with class

I'm getting blasted with Malibu

Sick, not pretty when I drank too much (yuck!)

Magazines contaminate us

I'd rather read fanzines

For TV there is no doubt,

I prefer Silly Hervé (Ble-ble-ble!)

Point of view images of the world,

At your age it's foul

To live on the ass of these individuals

Who have nothing more to say

Than Raoul about his wheels…

{Chorus}

While slowly approaching,

My soft member in my pocket,

And with a pragmatic move,

That's how I hit on…

But my chest is hairless,

This must be remedied,

To play the bastard

Like the sons of John Wayne

With a long coat, a hat…

No, not worth it!

• Artist:M (France)