Mainstreamflownjuntti [English translation]

Five times a week hockey or football

You got kicked out out of that party last weekend

There's an iPhone 6 in your pocket, not a Nokia

And you get the kicks from these rhymes

I don't care about your new fake nails

Whatever if you paid a hundred for them

I recognize a mainstreambasicidiot

From their shiny white Converse shoes

I'm Lindeman

Not Aito Mäkki or anything

Not Mäk Gälis or Paperi T

I'm like Tomi Mäki

I can get through anything

If you just could see it

And you're gonna see it

Even if Rocky Babloa lost at first

Don't have mercy or let yourself down

'Cause what you do

Is what the other see

Don't be ashamed of yourself

Be ashamed of what the others do

It's cool to look the same

The same as everyone else

That's what makes your thing so funny

H&M, Jack & Jones and Stadium

Let go of everything on the weekend

You don't have to rush

Don't have to stress, don't have to think about school

Today I'm gonna relax, dance and get drunk

There's nothing happening here

You too are as slow as a turtle when it comes to drinking

Shots, how many shots

Well so fucking many that you'll pass out

I got back to this party to see

if there's any mainstreambasicidiots here

I wanted to Domppo jumping

or that boy soon throwing up

I shout boy (boy)

Are you a #finnishboy

With an undercut, not making any results at the gym

and having touch with this MSTFidiot

I scream girl

Are you a #finnishgirl

When I walked at Kamppi, wasting a hundred of dad's money

Who?!

Miss MSTFidiot

I shout boy (boy)

Are you a #finnishboy

This party is gonna stop if y'all flop

MSTFJ boy

I scream girl

Are you a #finnishgirl

MSTFJ

You're a mainstreambasicidiot

You drive a microcar to the yard

Today real hungry

(meat)

Your girl is only sixteen

But whatever, you don't get any penalty

I'll teach you, boy

So you won't do that

Who's that

Why is he doing that

Tagging his instagram pictures with #finnishboy

Now, empty that glass

I'll party like crazy now and always

Don't get bothered by the taxes, I took a loan from dad

So are we gonna party on Saturday

Do you want mainstream shit

Go and buy yourself AirMax

You'll get props if you understand that today we're gonna get really drunk

Getting slowly anxious over all this stress

Could drink today, who's with me

The skiers, they don't drink, they use HES

Let's boost this long progress

Are you gonna snap with me?

Are you gonna chat with me?

Are you gonna go to a cafe with me?

Are you gonna eat junk food with me?

This party is just for my closest friends

You aren't invited, don't you already get that

There's nothing happening here

I don't know how many of these shots I've drunk

Like Matti, the king of the hills

I'm all Hattifattener at eleven

We came to the club to see

How many boring guys

We could fit in one place

When we're fishing here with a fishing hat

I shout boy (boy)

Are you a #finnishboy

With an undercut, not making any results at the gym

and having touch with this MSTFidiot

I scream girl

Are you a #finnishgirl

When I walked at Kamppi, wasting a hundred of dad's money

Who?!

Miss MSTFidiot

I shout boy (boy)

Are you a #finnishboy

This party is gonna stop if y'all flop

MSTFJ boy

I scream girl

Are you a #finnishgirl

MSTFJ

You're a mainstreambasicidiot

Don't care if you're driving a BMW or a microcar

You still know the feeling when you throw your hands in the air and shout

C'MON!

When you can feel timeless

Kinda like Kaija Koo

Walk around like a girl with shoes of tin, beautiful, salacious, blissful, ah

One thing that I'm not

I'm not a #finnishboy

I'm swimming in my own stream that goes next to the mainstream

I'm looking at the other fish

I don't wanna be like those guys

Don't wanna act like those guys

You aren't gonna find even one #finnishboy on my instagram feed

I shout boy (boy)

Are you a #finnishboy

With an undercut, not making any results at the gym

and having touch with this MSTFidiot

I scream girl

Are you a #finnishgirl

When I walked at Kamppi, wasting a hundred of dad's money

Who?!

Miss MSTFidiot

I shout boy (boy)

Are you a #finnishboy

This party is gonna stop if y'all flop

MSTFJ boy

I scream girl

Are you a #finnishgirl

MSTFJ

You're a mainstreambasicidiot

• Artist:Arttu Lindeman