Make 'em Laugh lyrics
Make 'em Laugh lyrics
Though the world is so full of a number things,
I'm sure we should all be as happy as.
But are we?
No. Definitely no! Positively no!
Decidedly no!! Mm mm.
Short people have long faces,
And long people have short faces.
Big people have little humor,
And little people have no humor at all!
And in the words of that immortal bard,
Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead
To the guillotine:
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
(Ah ha!)
My dad said "Be an actor, my son,
But be a comical one.
They'll be standin' in lines
For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines."
Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite,
And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat.
Just slip on a banana peel;
The world's at your feet.
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Make . . .
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke
Make 'em roar
Make 'em scream
Take a fall
But a wall
Split a seam
You start off by pretending
You're a dancer with grace
You wiggle 'till they're
Gigglin' all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you... all the...want...
My dad...
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines .
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Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone . . .
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha
Make 'em laugh, ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, ha ha ha ha!
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh!