Man from Milwaukee lyrics

It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere

Sitting beside me was a man with no hair

From the look on his face and the size of his toes

He comes from a place that nobody knows

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

Letting this big-toed, bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee

He's talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie

He's talking to Mars but I think he's wacky

He says they'll come get him, come get him someday

He says where he's from is called Albertane

There, they use more than ten percent of their brain

But you couldn't tell it from the way they behave

They run around in underwear and they never shave

Or, maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

Letting this big-toed, bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

And if you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee

He's talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie

He's talking to Mars but I think he's wacky

He says they'll come get him, come get him someday

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest

The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed

Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane

And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long thinking about Milwaukee

I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie

I'm talking to Mars, you may think that I'm wacky

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

I know they'll come get me and take me away

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

If not tomorrow, then maybe today!

• Artist:Hanson
• Album:Middle of Nowhere