Matkalla pohjoiseen [English translation]

In a terrible hurry on the Kaamanen road,

at the spring Masa drank from the scoop

For he once again had to swallow one of the pills

As his prostate was acting up

Matsonni recited 'your keel has decayed'

this group of old men kept noise in the cabin

And then off to the road again with a cloud of dust

On the way up north

When a man reaches a certain age

Nothing works no more

One can see it in the mirror, it's all in the past

that's how we all saw to be true

Terrible curves on the Kaamanen road

A lot of pressure from the traffic

As Jouni from Nuorgami keeps selling there

His famous erection mixture

Numminen drove and we took some shots

Combing those few hair left

Remembering how one used to make children

On the way up north

When a man reaches a certain age

Nothing works no more

One can see it from the face, when no longer getting any

that's how we all saw to be true

Horrific sales at the Kaamanen road

Soon they'll be out of reindeers

Unless the Board of Medicine denies

Jouni selling his erection mixture

Numminen was boasting about his condition

saying 'this for sure will work'

As he tied a horn to the centre of his body

On the way up north

When a man reaches a certain age

Nothing works no more

But one can see from Masa, it's a plateau only

that's how we all saw to be true

When a man reaches a certain age

Well, don't worry about it

We got rid of women now, and all the nightmares

that's how we all saw to be true

• Artist:Juha Vainio
• Album:Elämää ja erotiikkaa (1985)