Meine Finger sind zu klein [English translation]

Tonight I'll tie my shoes

Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it

First bunny-ears, then around

Through the loop, with a swing

But you don't learn how to tie your shoes by yourself

Practice creates masters

I can be a bow-tie master too

Be careful! Otherwise you'll tie a knot

It doesn't work, no, my fingers are too small

No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small

No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small

Tonight I'll tie my shoes

Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it

Anyone can do it but me

It's not that hard, but I don't get it

Anyone can do it but me

It's not that hard, but I don't get it

How can this be?

These loops don't wanna get into my head

I can't do it, how can it be?

I'm starting an anti-shoelace club!

Throw everything away and lock me up

Why is it so hard?

That couldn't have been it

I give up, or I die

It doesn't work, no, my fingers are too small

No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small

No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small

Tonight I'll tie my shoes

Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it, yeah!

How can this be?

These loops don't wanna get into my head

I can't do it, how can it be?

I'm starting an anti-shoelace club!

Anyone can do it but me

It's not that hard, but I don't get it

My solution, if it has to last

The archenemy of grinding is the Velcro fastener

Velcro fastener, Velcro fastener

No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small

No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small

Tonight I'll tie my shoes

Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it

Looks good and goes fast

There's nothing better right now

Velcro fastener

Out of fashion yesterday, in trend today

Put my sneakers on, even without a bow it stays on my leg

My fingers are too small

• Artist:We Butter the Bread with Butter
• Album:Das Album