Melanie lyrics

[Chorus:]

Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won't you go out with me

She lived across the street

on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap

I knew she had to be the girl for me

And to think I probably never would have found her

If I hadn't bought that telescope

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I just can't understand it

Why won't you return my phone calls

Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk1 to your cat

If you'd just say the word

I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever

Or are you too dumb to realize that

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How can you ignore me

when you know that I can't live without you

I have to go through your garbage

just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh

Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie

Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed

when I tattooed your name across my forehead

You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true

I couldn't stand it so I jumped out

from the sixteenth story window

Right above you

Now I may be dead but I still love you

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1. the hair-style

• Artist:Weird Al Yankovic
• Album:Even Worse