Milionář [English translation]

They call me Ferda Šiška at home

Because I'm smart just when you look at me

And when someone doesn't know something

Or when someone can't do something

They come to me and I find it in books

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

They come to me and I find it in books

One day my friend told me in the bar

That I can go to "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" with my head

Why not, I told myself

Železný* has got a lot of money

And I can look to the face of Čech**

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

And I can look to the face of Čech

I got myself to the bunch of candidates

No one knows how nervous I am

I saw it all in brown

So I pressed A B C D

And fuck, they are dragging me to the table

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

And fuck, they are dragging me to the table

Čech started it with a little interview

Where do I work, if I smoke and what I drink

So I told what I told

I evidently scared him

And the lights started to shine in the studio

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

And the lights started to shine in the studio

The first question is what is ukulele

I must confess, I was so scared I almost shit myself

I bent my head

So I won't screw it

I said: I would like to call my friend

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I said: I would like to call my friend

Lojza's voice was so sleepy

I guess they were drinking through the whole shift

I could hear him breathing

But thirty seconds of silence

That's when your friend got drunk

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

That's when your friend got drunk

My wife was crazy at home

People were biting TVs

There was nothing to be happy about

So fifty fifty

So I will know if the right answer is that Bulgarian mountains

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

So I will know if the right answer is that Bulgarian mountains

And it shines brightly on that computer

It's A: rare meadow flower

Or B: stringed instrument

There are Crowns*** in game, shit

And I'm screwed like in the beginning

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

And I'm screwed like in the beginning

Čech was waving with his numbers

So I told myself "Franta, drink and think"

So whatever

Turn to the audience

They were just sitting here and they paid a lot of money

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

They were just sitting here and they paid a lot of money

I was curious what the audience will choose

Because in the audience there can sit idiots

Ninety percent for B

But it wasn't enough

Because what is not a hundred percent is pissing me off

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Because what is not a hundred percent is pissing me off

Luckily I'm not the man who runs from the fight

I told "Mister Čech, let's risk"

I was shitting myself

But Čech yelled: "Yes

You are right, it's an instrument of a musician."

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I was right, it was an instrument of a musician

People was clapping because it was a success

They made two Mexican waves from happiness

And I, who has a modest heart

Like everyone from Dolní Lomná****

Was happy, because I fulfilled my task

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Was happy, because I fulfilled my task

Mister Čech, I wouldn't want to pull the string

I'm ending the game and taking a thousad crowns

Čech just caught the table

His eyebrows fell down

And all blue he was sliding to the floor

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

And all blue he was sliding to the floor

The first class to the Ostrava Intercity

I'm relaxing in the buffet car

And that hundred crowns left

Will be a donation for the poor ones

Because Ostrava is a peculiar region

And that hundred crowns left

Will be a donation for the poor ones

Because Ostrava is a peculiar region

• Artist:Jaromír Nohavica
• Album:Babylon