Mister Cool [English translation]

This is the story about

The coolest cat in the long country of falukorv*

This is the story about

The guy who laughs about those who talk of Babylon

He's called Mister Schh...

He lays puh on chicks before he dips

He's bang, he's oh, he's Clint Eastwood

He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool

No phone, no chick, he's everywhere

All the way from Lund, Gothenburg and to Södermalm

He's your catcher in the rye, he's your right hand man

If you battle him you've met your superior

And that's where our story begins, he was popular among dudes and chicks

But he was special and they were all the same

So some talked shit, you know how Stockholm is

So one day in the city when he checked out the sale

A crew came and yelled something like ''Look, there he is!''

And a chase started, there were 40 of them

Underneath a staircase, over a bus, they were closing in on him

But he was quick because he was cool, he was Jackie Chan

So he ducked for bullets with somersaults

Entered Åhlens** and took the stairs to the roof

His back towards the cliff and everyone was surrounding him

So he took a step back

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the dudes

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Now that you know how cool he is

Do you understand why he's never where you think he'll be?

But like, will he make it? Moron!

He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool

He backs up, now he's falling

But he grips the hour hand on the big ass clock on the wall

And weighs it down to a quarter past three

But now the cops are coming, he takes their guns and shoots toward the gang

That was a close call

Ahrr, now a couple of fuckers will be killed

10, 7, run or scram

5, 3 no one is left

He's a cool guy in glasses at Roskilde***

Girls are saying he's a player

He leads the hags over crosswalks

Rules over the South**** and the mountains*****

So come back next week, same tima and channel

And you will know how it went for Snook

Eh, sorry, I mean Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the dudes

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Remove your trucker cap, oye!

Remove your trucker cap, yes!

Remove your trucker cap, Mister Cool says:

Take your trucker cap off, because I want you to

Remove your trucker cap

Remove your trucker cap

Remove your trucker cap

Remove your trucker cap

Remove, remove, remove, remove, remove your trucker cap

Because Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the dudes

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the dudes

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool

Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool

All the chicks, all the dudes

He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool

• Artist:Snook
• Album:Vi vet inte vart vi ska men vi ska komma dit