My First Born lyrics

My first born

We lock horns from time to time

Maybe it's because we're the same Leo sign

Well, there's no mistaking you're half mine

And, by the way, you have to take out the garbage

My pre-teen

I'm the meanest mom alive

You can have the last laugh you'll turn 25

Announce you're becoming a Rabbi

But you can't watch a second episode of the Simpsons

I know you're sick of "do this", "don't do that"

And honestly I can't blame you

Well, if you'll grow up to be a Democrat

I'll give you an extra hour of computer game time

My first born

I adore the kid you are

And if you ever doubt it just

Play this song

There are times when you're right and I'm dead wrong

But I'll only admit it

In Antonio Carlos Jobim-influenced music

My first born

My first born

My first born

• Artist:Deborah Holland
• Album:Bad Girl Once... (2006)