My plea lyrics

Hey!

It's been a long time

Since I've seen your name online

AIM is in a decline

Think we need a little rewind

Drop out and learn to bartend

Drink and drink and drink and

Drink and drink till I say when

Call up your mom on the payphone

50 cents go:

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

Hello?

I'm not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today (really sucks)

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

No, I'm not trying to bug you babe,

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

Snickers

100 Grand

Almond Joy

Kit Kat

Crunch

You would've said the same thing

On the phone with your dad

He was eating so he didn't pick up

You left a voicemail on his answering machine

That says:

"Hey, dad! Dad, pick up the phone please!"

Think of joining the army

Sing your A, B, C, D, E, F, baby!

Ride the bus till it's empty

Tug the pull string

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

(Get out!)

I'm not trying to bug you babe,

But I just got mugged today (really sucks)

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

No, I'm not trying to bug you babe,

But I did get mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

I'm not trying to bug you babe,

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

I'm not trying to bug you babe,

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

Hello?

I'm not trying to bug you babe,

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

No, I'm not trying to bug you babe,

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars.

• Artist:Jack Stauber
• Album:Pop Food