Nails lyrics

I've been a fashion model girl

Gracing magazines

I have written songs and sonnets too

I have seen the world

Fancy cars, private planes

But I could not have done it without you

I played my part

I've bared my heart

All while looking gorgeous, not to brag

But the key to my art

My one message to impart is

If you're not wearing nails

You're not doing drag

Girl don't try it

You break it then you buy it

So don't deny it

Just press and reapply it

Hard acrylic

Get's harder when you feel it

So twenty dollar bill it

And scratch until you kill it

If you're not wearing nails

You're not doing drag

(Chorus)

Long nails, short nails

White nails, black nails

Right nails, wrong nails

As long as there's a... nails

Straight nails, gay nails

Love nails, hate nails

Your nails, my nails

As long as there's a... nail

Nails

Nails nails nails x3

Put on some fucking nails

(Repeat)

Ship and file

Like you're Selena Kyle

Reflect your style

Just keep it versatile

Spit and polish

Conquer and demolish

Amaze 'em and astonish

Now drink like alcoholics

If you're not wearing nails

You're not doing drag

(Chorus)

(Look at your nails

Where the fuck are your nails)

Active oval, French tip

Here's a Sally beauty tip

Shave your arms, put on nails

Do not pass Go, go straight to jail

Superglue some bitch claws

Or look like fucking Santa Claus

Scratch and sniff, take a whiff

Or put some fucking gloves on

Cat scratch fever, look like Sigourney Weaver

Are you Joan Cleaver or a labrador retriever

Miss Visage got it right

Keep your nails right and tight

Just the tip, pussy lip

All eyes on you, you took the night

(Chorus)

• Artist:Alaska Thunderfuck
• Album:Anus