Нести херню [Nesti hernyu] [English translation]

So what if it had turned out differently?

It's not just work 'n luck.

Would write a song about exploits in the war.

'Bout a conspiracy against the country, 'bout pressure from outside.

Would have drown for the Russian people in the Donbas.

The medal would have come to Vasya for participation.

Praised on the central channels of the country.

Would be God's fighter against Satan.

Would play on camera for children in Aleppo.

Thought about Bandera, of course it's ridiculous.

But it would not matter.

Approved military exercises publicly.

Would write to the twitter about the threat of NATO.

Would writte a lot of jokes about Obama, this shit.

Would be called on different talk shows.

They would say Oblomov - that's good!

Would be praised in the Ministry of Culture.

'N would have tours in the days of cities.

Would receive from the budget for a million for the city.

Would be posting from the jet a selfie with Kadyrov.

Would decorate the album by the St. George ribbon.

The hymn of Rushit* would be on it.

It would be sung, 'bout the exploits of ancestors.

'Bout the tree of their life 'n its branches.

'Bout orthodoxy 'n something bright.

In a word, 'bout everything good 'n nothing concrete.

Made poker face, 'n life's good! Excellent guy - Oblomov Vasya.

Readin' well, as far as possible. Talkin' bullshits is not difficult.

Made poker face, 'n life's good! Excellent guy - Oblomov Vasya.

Readin' well, as far as possible. Talkin' bullshits is not difficult.

'N would be offered to conduct the show.

Would buy a ranch, gettin' the first honorarium.

Show on TV - would host weekly.

With Nikita Mikhalkov, as together, as separately.

Would have nicker at Shenderovich 'n his mattress.

Would call "ace" a pilot, shotin' down in Turkey.

Would humiliate the Kiev and the whole of Ukraine, publicly.

'N the admin at meeting would have given me a cocaine.

Would praise the government 'n its actions.

Would hang up in conversations with human rights activists.

Would say that sanctions are only good for us.

Would say that Crimea is our pain.

For the Fatherland and its place in history.

Would say that needs to rest in Sochi's sanatorium.

Polite people would be on my shirt.

But would say that Ivan the Fool is better than woodpecker Woody.

Would say that the army is a life school.

That our Duchesse is better than their Cola.

Would say that stability is more better than change.

'N that we finally started to get up off our knees.

Would say that with democracy everything isn't so unambiguous.

The country is normal, everything is not so gloomy.

There is a lot of "but" with freedom of speech in the world.

In any country you can find their shit.

Would urge not to criticize the country.

Would say that the fed up is like a mother for us.

We don't choose their, but we live with.

'N traitors are only wasting water.

But to be honest, I'm glad that it didn't work out that way.

My songs are still in disrepute.

I don't give a damn that I'm not go to the receptions in the Kremlin.

I eat normally and I sleep peacefully.

Made poker face, 'n life's good! Excellent guy - Oblomov Vasya.

Readin' well, as far as possible. Talkin' bullshits is not difficult.

Made poker face, 'n life's good! Excellent guy - Oblomov Vasya.

Readin' well, as far as possible. Talkin' bullshits is not difficult.

• Artist:Vasya Oblomov
• Album:Долгая и несчастливая жизнь (2017)