O Kazakhstan lyrics

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world

All other countries are run by little girls

Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium

All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool

It's length thirty meter, width six meter

Filtration system a marvel to behold

It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place

From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan

They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world

We invented toffee and trouser belt

Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region

Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place

From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown

Come grasp mighty penis of our leader

From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

• Artist:Borat (OST)
• Album:Stereophonic Musical Listenings That Have Been Origin in Moving Film "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"