Omigod You Guys lyrics

[MARGOT]

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy

I'm, like, gonna cry

I got tears comin' out of my nose

Mad props! He's the campus catch

You're a perfect match

'Cause you both have such great taste in clothes

Of course he will propose

[SERENA]

Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov

Future's taking off

Bring that ring back and show it to me

[PILAR]

Four carats of princess cut

Are you psyched or what?

I just wish I could be there to see

[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]

When he gets down on one knee

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies

Oh my god you guys!

Oh my god, this is happening

Our own homecoming queen and king

Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size

Oh my god you guys!

(spoken)

Oh my god!

[PILAR]

Okay, everybody sign?

Good, now fall in line

And we'll start the engagement parade

[SERENA]

Light candles in single file

Don't forget to smile

Lose the gum, Kate!

You look like the maid

[KATE, spoken]

Sorry!

[SERENA]

Now prepare to serenade

(spoken)

Shh!

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize!

[SERENA, spoken]

Shh!

[DELTA NUS]

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one quali—

[SERENA, spoken]

Shh!

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god!

[SERENA, spoken]

Guys, I'm serious!

[DELTA NU #1]

Elle and Warner were meant to be

[DELTA NU #2]

Not once ever has he hit on me

[KATE, spoken]

Shut up!

[MARGOT]

They're just like that couple from Titanic!

Only no one dies

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god!

[KATE, spoken]

Two, three, four!

[DELTA NUS]

Daughter of Delta Nu

Soon to be fiancée

Now that a man chose you

Your life begins today

Make him a happy home

Waste not his hard-earned wage

And so he does not roam

Strive not to look your age

Still, in your hour of need

Let it be understood

No man can supersede

Our sacred bond of sisterhood

Oh my god, oh my god you g—

[SERENA, spoken]

Guys, she's not here

[MARGOT, spoken]

Bruiser, where is Elle?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]

She doesn't have an engagement outfit?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]

She is totally freaking out?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]

She's trapped in the old valley mill?

[Bruiser barks.]

[MARGOT, spoken]

Oh, whoops, sorry!

The Old Valley Mall?

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god, guys, emergency!

[SERENA, spoken]

Don't take the freeway!

[A DELTA NU, spoken]

Hey, wait for me!

[DELTA NUS]

No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize

[A DELTA NU, spoken]

Oh my god you guys!

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god, oh my god

Oh my god, oh my god

Oh my god

[ELLE, spoken]

It's almost there, but...

(sung)

This dress needs to seal the deal

Make a grown man kneel

But it can't come right out and say bride

Can't look like I'm desperate

Or like I'm waiting for it

I gotta leave Warner his pride

So "bride" is more implied

[DELTA NU, spoken]

There she is!

[ELLE]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

All this week I've had butterflies

Every time he looks at me, it's totally proposal eyes

(spoken)

Oh my god you guys!

(sung)

So help me dress for my fairytale

Can't wear something I bought on sale

[SERENA]

Love is like forever, this is no time to economize

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god you guys!

[SHOPGIRL, spoken]

Blondes make commission so easy

Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in

It's perfect for a blonde

[ELLE, spoken]

Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?

[SHOPGIRL, spoken]

Uh-huh

[ELLE, spoken]

But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk

It'll pucker

And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

[ELLE, spoken]

I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price

[DELTA NUS]

Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies

[ELLE, spoken]

It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde

(sung)

I may be in love, but I'm not stupid

Lady, I've got eyes

[MANAGER, spoken]

Oh my god!

(sung)

Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake

Courtney, take your break

Just ignore her, she hasn't been well

Try this! Latest from Milan

Go on, try it on

I take care of my best clientele

It's a gift from me to Elle

[ELLE]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

This one's perfect, and it's just my size

See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise

Oh my god!

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

Let's go home before someone cries

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies

'Cause we love you guys

[ELLE, spoken]

No, I love you guys!

[DELTA NUS]

Oh my god!

[ELLE]

Oh my god!

[ELLE AND DELTA NUS]

Oh my god

You guys

(spoken)

Oh my god!

• Artist:Legally Blonde (Musical)