Otto und die schwulen Schlümpfe [English translation]

Hey, where did you guys come from?

From a smurf village if you please.

Why are you smurfs so small?

Shut your mouth you stupid pig.

Do you all have jobs or not?

Yeah, we work the corner.

I'll sing a song oh so beautifully

Oh, stop it with your shit.

The flute smurf begins: (flute instrumental

lalalalalala)

And now they all go: lalallalllalalalla

Why are you all so small and blue?

We work in a nuclear power plant.

Don't you smurfs have wives?

No, we've beaten them to death.

Well, then how do you reproduce?

We are homosexual.

Well, how about a dance then?

Otto has a small1-lalalalalala

1. "Tanz",is the german word for "dance" rhymes with the word "Schwanz", which is intentionally omitted after the word "kleinen." "Schwanz" can mean "tail" but it is also a slang word for "penis."

• Artist:Otto Waalkes