Песня про яйца [Pesnya pro Yaica] [English translation]

Now I'm gonna tell ya the secret to making

A hell of an omelet with a chicken and seasoning!

So, we kinda start cooking a meal... I'm grabbing a frying pan,

And tossing a goddamn chicken on it,

Followed up by some sunflower oil,

A little bit of chilli pepper and grated cheese!

Also I'm gonna grate a carrot and add sliced onion;

Feel free to drink some cognac to kill the smell.

Now you probably want to ask me,

"Hey, dude, what kind of omelet is this, where are the eggs?"

Right. Stay calm, they'll show up in a moment.

Kitchen is the best place to learn patience!

The key to success is bash eggs on cue,

Then your eggs will be well-prepared!

Eggs!

Eggs must always be at hand,

Eggs bring peace and satiety to your home,

You can skip bread but you must eat eggs,

Because eggs are healthy and nutritious meal.

Eggs are rich in protein,

And if you want to roast them it's better done with milk,

They should get damp, just don't burn them!

Now you see

Eggs

Now you know

Eggs

Now you love

Eggs

Now you understand that

In cold winter, in green spring

Eggs are with us, you and me!

You wake up at dawn hearing children laugh aloud,

Hoping eggs are still at hand, eggs!

Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!

What do you eat for breakfast? Eggs!

What do you recognize by smell? Eggs!

What do both children, adults love alike? Eggs!

What's a turn of millennium? Right...

When you go with them from a store

Let your eggs to be seen for a moment,

Then you'll see the shock of passers-by,

"Folks, look at that! It's the..."

In cold winter...

Eggs are with us...

You wake up at dawn...

Hoping eggs are still at hand...

Eggs! Eggs! Admired by everyone!

Eggs! Eggs! Chickens hatch from them!

Eggs! Eggs! Smooth curves!

Eggs! Eggs! Spinning funny!

Eggs! Eggs! Ready for eating in 2 minutes!

Eggs! Eggs! That'll be awesome!

Eggs! Eggs! Feel the pressure, that's the gait of my generation!

Now you see! That's eggs.

Now you know! That's eggs.

Now you love! Now you understand that

In cold winter, in green spring

Eggs are with us, you and me!

You wake up at dawn hearing children laugh aloud,

Hoping eggs are still at hand, eggs!

Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!

• Artist:Diskoteka Avariya