Pijte vodu [English translation]

Drink water

Drink potable water

Drink water

and don't drink rum

Drink water

Drink potable water

Drink water

and don't drink rum

Drink water

Drink potable water

Drink water

and don't drink rum

One sad railroad worker

drank eggnog on fifth platform

it glued his mouth

and diesel engine killed him

Drink water

Drink potable water

Drink water

and don't drink rum

Drink water

Drink potable water

Drink water

and don't drink rum

In Becher's family

they drink becherovka straight from bucket.

That is why every Becher

has sore liver and spine

Drink water...

(In slovak)

I drank Gorbatschow brand vodka

and then I said this and that

I got three years for that

Now I drink chlorinated beverages

Drink water...

(In polish)

We are boys from Warsaw

We are going by train to Ostrava

Four litres of vodka and lot of beer

We are such good colective

Drink water...

One lady in Americe

Embarrassed herself very much

She drank rum in one gulp

And vomited on White house

Drink water...

• Artist:Jaromír Nohavica