Posex & Poesie [English translation]

No more buttsex, my girlfriend said

as a punishment, cause you don't love me

No matter, I said, It sucks anyway

the chirps you make during buttsex (1)

How do I chirp, she asked hesitantly

Like a bird, I said

Yes, my soul's a bird

She sobbed bitterly

(REF)

She loves me

I loved her

We both loved

Buttsex and poetry

That's just your phantasy, I yelled

it's gonna drive you crazy one day

Then my girl bent down

to pick up a stone

She hurled it onto my car

That was parked there innocently

She hit the spoiler full-on

my soul cried out: Ouch !!

(REF)

Your soul is a car

my girl yelled, that's obvious

That I didn't figure that out right away

She ran her fingers through her blonde hair

A car can't love a bird

Now we know the true cause

nature and technology are world's apart

I didn't say anything

(REF)

We have to break up, she said

I had to admit it too

A titmouse and a mitsubishi (2)

Don't make a good couple at all

We shared another long kiss

She with her beak, me with my bumper

I still can recall today

That's how we lost each other

(REF)

But yesterday I saw her again

At the gas station, at gas pump eight

We said goodbye to each other

And then had a good old laugh

About cars, and birds, and souls

About love and phantasy

It turned out a wunderful see again

With buttsex and poetry

• Artist:Funny van Dannen
• Album:Basics (1996)