Rain Man lyrics

[Intro]

Yeah

Definitely, definitely

Definitely dope

Definitely

Definitely K-Mart

Yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]

You find me offensive

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Hence, if I should draw out or line any fences

If so, to what extents if any should I go

'Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say I cause extensive psychological

Nerve damage to the brain

When I go to lengths, this far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too God damned sensitive

It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous

Let's end this shit now, 'cause I won't stand for this

And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I

Had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must've put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor

I killed Superman, I killed Super-man, and how ironic

That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

[Chorus]

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you, hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man

[Verse 2]

Now in the bible it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad

As long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before during or after

Performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids, in a more derogatory way

But who's to say, what's fair to say and what not to say

Let's ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre (What up?)

I got a question if I may (Yeah)

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt butt when he tees off (Yeah)

But, but, I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant, it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't need to go into any more details, but

What if he pictured it as a female's butt

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because

[Chorus]

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you, hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man

[Verse 3]

You find me offensive, I find you offensive

Shit this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby

And my plan is to get him next

And open up a whoop ass canister

Goddammit Dre, where's the God damned beat (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic, yup yup, don't worry, I'm on it

I got it, high-five Nick Lachey

Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

And as she flew around the room like a balloon

I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can

And zoom, I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich

And I don't even gotta make no God damned sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

[Chorus]

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you, hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man

[Outro]

'Cause ah ha ha ha ha

Yup, Rain Man

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre

Super dope beat maker

Two thousand, two thousand four-hundred and eighty-seven million, nine hundred and se-seventy-three thousand four hundred and sixty-three... and seventy

(Yeah)

• Artist:Eminem
• Album:Encore (2004)