Rude Parody lyrics

I have a girl she is my girlfriend but she don’t know it

Save her a place here in my bed by where her shrine is

Check her accounts to see where she’s been

Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook

Her car’s at her house so she must be in

I’m your daughter’s stalker can I make her my wife?

Say yes

Say yes

Go to hell asshole crappy fake reggae one hit wonders aren’t my daughter’s type get the hell away from my house psycho!

OMG her dad’s so rude

Creepy stalkers have rights too

There’s nothing that he can do

His daughter is gonna marry me

She’ll be my girl

It is our destiny

I’ll be her world

And she’ll always obey me

Did that weird guy just say that he’s stalking me?

He should really use sham poooooooooo

The Jamaican accent in my voice is totally fake

But my love’s real and she has no choice

She will be my life mate

Here family’s so hungry

Waiting for the guy from Dominos

I will steal his clothing

This time I’ll surely get thru the door

Did you order a large pepperoni deep dish?

I did yes, thanks I paid on the phone

Let me put it on the table for you

No just give me it

Hey wait aren’t you

That creep from before!

Don’t come back or you’ll be screwed

I’m calling the cops on you

Just one sec before you do

Can I at least smell your panties babe?

Come near my girl and you’ll get an ass kicking!

You can’t fight fate we’re meant to be family

If you come back I will fill you full of lead!

How the hell did I get nude?

I call on the spirits to help make her my wife

Hey check it out it’s Bob Marley’s ghost

Promise no more lame fake reggae songs the rest of your life and I’ll grant your wish

I swear on my soul

Time to change this old man’s tude

(WHAT THE HELL!)

With my magic Marley doob

My daughter is all yours dude

Does anyone have a piece of cake?

I now pronounce you stalker and stalkee

You may now kiss your bridal abductee

Hold up you freak there’s one thing before you kiss me

I am actually a dude

David Copperfield!

That’s right! And now for my greatest magic trick of all time, I’ll make an extremely annoying one hit wonder band disappear.

Now that’s what I call magic, man.

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• Artist:Bart Baker
• Album:Greatest Hits 2014