Schlagerstars [English translation]

I emerge out of the fog.

Lava smoke surrounds my head.

We throw CDs into the crowd.

A party starts in front of the stage.

You are allowed to throw roses now.

Point your finger into the air.

We are the coolest, when we're cruising*

when we're shitting onto the floor.

The moronic smile on my face

like carved into a soap.

I'm like a snow man in summer

my make up melts in the spotlights.

I mount my throne

the whole cocaine goes to my head.

I grab the microphone and shout:

This is god!

We are broken, the world is tough and mean.

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

We are broken, lonely and alone.

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

Everything wasted and nothing as it seems

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

Everything wasted and nothing as it seems

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

Hello Euro notes - hello Bernd Bass

So you are the nerds who bought the whole merch, gosh!

But properly, seriously, wicked.

A little pathetic but nice

Our fans say we aren't out of touch with reality

Ha, that's a lie, what a bunch of idiots.

Heidi Klum casts our groupies**

yours already ###### the Puhdys***

and look like bog bodies.

Your gang provokes a fight****

Show your Gs, your crew, your fellas.

Uuh we have beef like the Kastelruter Spatzen*****.

But enough stress and groupies -

we, we dance electro boogie.

We are broken, the world is tough and mean.

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

We are broken, lonely and alone.

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

Everything wasted and nothing as it seems

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

Everything wasted and nothing as it seems

Kraftklub - crooners for life.

• Artist:Kraftklub
• Album:Adonis Maximus (2010)