Schreibwarenfachverkäufer [English translation]

No, sleeping in doesn't exist, because I'm always there

Closing time is never in sight, stationary salesman

Quickly arrange shelves, cash in between

Run the store all by yourself, maximize sales

Labeling, sorting, photocopying

Labeling, sorting, photocopying

Oh yeah, give me more!

I am the stationary salesman

Oh yeah, give me more!

I am the stationary salesman

Whether tape, scourge or zest, they'll have you asking questions

For me they're clearly the best special colored pencil colors

Hole punch, tracker, right, top, stapler at the cash register

I know everything, no lie, first class service

Labeling, sorting, photocopying

Labeling, sorting, photocopying

How do you only have one hunni?

I've only been up for an hour

Here's your change, now give me rubber!

Sure, I'm in a bad mood now

Everyone knows, here at Weber

You pay small, that's clear

This shitty superglue

You can get at Edeka too

Oh yeah, give me more!

I am the stationary salesman

Oh yeah, give me more!

I am the stationary salesman

Oh yeah, give me more!

I am the stationary salesman

Everyone knows, here at Weber

You pay small, that's clear

This shitty superglue

You can get at Edeka too

Oh yeah, give me more!

I am the stationary salesman

Oh yeah, give me more!

I am the stationary salesman

• Artist:We Butter the Bread with Butter
• Album:Das Album