Shoot the Dog lyrics

[Prologue, Video:]

[General:]

"So, I think that should give you some idea about how volatile the international situation is at the moment, Sir."

[G.W. Bush:]

"I see, General. Aah ...?"

[General:]

"You didn't understand a word of that, did you, Mr. President?"

[G.W. Bush:]

"No, I did not!"

[General:]

"Would you like me to get Professor Liebstrom to explain it?"

[G.W. Bush:]

"I think that might help!

Yeeaaoow!

Hahahahaha!

Professor Liebstrom!"

["Professor Liebstrom":]

"Yeeeah! Mr. President, let me try and explain it this way ...

Hit it!"

[Songlyrics:]

(Come on ladies)

(One two, one two, one two)

GTI, hot shot!

He parks it there, just to piss me off!

Bullyboy, gonna show ya who's tough,

I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dog

Yeah

It's party time (that's right) every day

I spent Saturday night on Novocaine

Called the pigs, but nobody came

I'm gonna shoot the dog,

I'm gonna shoot the dog...

(come on ladies)

Nine nine nine gettin' jiggy

People did you see that fire in the city?

It's like we're fresh out of democratic,

Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah...

That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeah

That's why I'm out there havin' fun again

Good puppy, good puppy

Rolling on over...

Mustapha

Mazeltov,

The Gaza boys,

All that holy stuff.

I got the feelin' when it all goes off,

They're gonna shoot the dog,

They're gonna shoot the dog.

So, Cherie my dear,

Could you leave the way clear for sex tonight?

Tell him:

"Tony Tony Tony, I know that you are horny,

But there's somethin' 'bout that Bush ain't right"

Nine nine nine, gettin' jiggy

People did you see that fire in the city?

It's like we're fresh out of Democratic,

Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah...

That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeah

That's why I'm out there havin' fun again

Good puppy, good puppy,

Rolling on over for the man...

The Ayatollah's gettin' bombed yeah,

See Sergeant Bilko having fun again,

Good puppy, good puppy,

Rolling on over for the man...

(I believe, I believe what the old man said

Though I know that there's no Lord above

I believe in me, I believe in you

And you know I believe in love

I believe in truth though I lie a lot

I feel the pain from the push and shove

No matter what you put me through

I'll still believe in love

And I say:)

Cherie Baby, spliff up

I wanna kick back mama

And watch the World Cup with you baby

(I believe, I believe what the old man said)

(Though I know that there's no Lord above)

Yeah, that's right!

We're getting freaky tonight

I wanna kick back mama

And watch the World Cup with you baby

Stay with me tonight

Let's have some fun while Tony's stateside

It's gonna be alright

It's gonna be alright

We're gonna kick back mama yeah

We're getting freaky tonight

[Yeah one two c'mom]

We're getting freaky tonight

We're gonna kick back mama yeah

We're getting freaky tonight

See Tony dancing with Dubya

Don't you wanna know why?

[Epilogue, Video:]

[G.W. Bush:]

"Hahahaha!

Say, that was fun!

Can we do it again?"

["Professor Liebstrom":]

"Naaawww!!!"

• Artist:George Michael
• Album:Patience (2004)