Side to Side Parody lyrics

I've had so much sex

I cannot walk straight

And that's why I'm walking side to side

My boyfriend is big and I've got very small tiny body

He's hung like a horse and I'm like a jockey and

I spend all my free time riding and that's the reason

I'm walking like my legs are made of rubber

She's been playing too much hide the cucumber

That poor girl her condition's frightening

My friends say "you have sex too much!"

I think they're just jealous

No we're worried you'll die!

No I won't I'm fine

Ooh time to get laid!

My God she's never satisfied! (satisfied)

Were you in a fight?

No I just got banged so hard

I bounced off the bed four times

There's a new law

I have to feature on every singe X-rated sex song

And show off my big fat jiggly bum

While I sing and rap lyrics full of dumb sex puns

Ariana's body's itsy-bitsy got lots of meat on my bones,

Ariana's too skinny that's why she keeps having sex

injuries,huh... she'd have no problem if she got a fake ass like

me big booty bouncing on any dude, who do me two thick that

fat pillows provide backside protection to me get tough having

sex ain't kid stuff this ain't "Sam and Cat" or that crap "Victorious"

My friends said I have sex too much that,

I should learn mouth stuff so I gave that a try

Lost sight in this eye

Broke both of my legs

And now he got me rolling side to side (side to side)

I fractured my spine

And cracked my pelvis

Now from the waist down I'm paralyzed (paralyzed)

Shouldn't you be in a hospital bed?

The doctor said meet him here instead

Let's see now well the news isn't great

You've have too much sex we'll have to amputate!

• Artist:Bart Baker